Schweinehund

Prove himwrong.

Your inner pig-dog, Schweinehund in German, mocks you every 30 minutes. Until you prove it: barcode, NFC sticker or actually being there. For vitamins, the gym and whatever else you keep forgetting.

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The felt puppet Schnörri in sweatpants and a stained vest waves down at you
Schnörri wearing a crown on a golden felt throne, a giant TV behind him, minibar and piles of gold beside himSchnörri in a red armchair with a price tag, feet up on a stack of pizza boxesSchnörri grinning on a patched green sofa, holding a bag of chipsSchnörri sits sheepishly on a wooden chair, pale patches on the wall where pictures used to hangSchnörri alone on a wooden crate in an empty room under a bare light bulb

Win, and his stuff gets seized.

His living room shows the score. Every win costs him furniture, every defeat buys him more. Keep scrolling, the bailiff is on the way.

You1 : 9Schweinehund

He sits on a throne.

This is what happens when you stay in bed. Throne, giant TV, minibar: Your defeats keep him in style.

„That was a lovely day. For me.“

Taken: nothing yet.

You4 : 8Schweinehund

The throne is gone.

He is still ahead, but the budget is shrinking. Now it stretches to a red clearance armchair and a stack of pizza.

„Another point. You're really making this too easy.“

Taken: throne, minibar, gold.

You7 : 7Schweinehund

All square.

Old sofa, patched armrest, open chips. From here on, the season is up for grabs.

„Lucky you. I'll be back tomorrow.“

Taken: armchair, giant TV, pizza.

You10 : 7Schweinehund

The sofa got collected.

There is a seizure sticker on the lamp and the pictures are gone from the wall. He sits on a kitchen chair and counts his chips.

„My sofa! That was my sofa!“

Taken: sofa, pictures, carpet.

You18 : 7Schweinehund

Beer crate.

One light bulb, four walls, one beer crate. That is all that is left. And all you did was scan some barcodes.

„Once. One single time. Calm down.“

Taken: lamp, books, chair, dignity.

Try it on him.

This living room counts like the one in the app: Whoever is ahead keeps the furniture.

You7 : 7Schnörri

Lucky you. I'll be back tomorrow.

The score here is just practice. In the app, every month is a season.

Schnörri grinning on a patched green sofa, holding a bag of chips

He checks in.

08:00

Schnörrinow

Vitamins? Stay put, it isn't going anywhere.

The window opens. He wishes you a nice day on the sofa.

08:30

Schnörrinow

I've already warmed up the sofa.

Then every 30 minutes. Until you prove it.

14:00

Schnörrinow

Yesterday at this time you did nothing either. It was lovely.

The tone gets cheekier. He has time.

21:00

Schnörrinow

Less than an hour. I'm rehearsing my victory speech.

In the last hour he starts rehearsing.

Example with vitamins and a window from 08:00 to 22:00. These lines are in the app.

„Yourgood

intentionscalled.

Ihungup.“

SchnörriTone: MeanPro

Here only proof counts.

Your Schweinehund can tick a box too. So there isn't one.

Schnörri tumbles off the sofa looking horrified, chips flying through the air

Then he falls off the sofa.

The moment of victory. Prove it before the window opens for an early strike, and after a defeat your revenge counts double.

Giving upis embarrassing.

You can quit any time, just not quietly. Pick an excuse, hold the button, collect a certificate with seal. You can also ignore him: then the deadline passes and he gets the point.

  • Too tired
  • Tomorrow for sure
  • It's raining
Schnörri celebrates with a party hat and confetti on the sofaCertificate of surrender in the app: unconditional defeat against Schnörri

See Schweinehund

What Schweinehund does

Duel

  • Three proofs: Barcode, NFC sticker or place with minimum stay
  • Taunts every 30 minutes until the deadline
  • Interruptions for no reason
  • Early strikes and revenge count double

His realm

  • Living room in five stages, from throne to beer crate
  • The app icon shows who is ahead
  • Surrender with excuse and certificate
  • Season, Excuse Charts and Pig Fund

Device

  • New lines from Apple Intelligence on the device
  • No account, no sign-in
  • Quiet hours and truce

Free

  • One mission, all three proofs
  • Nagging every 30 minutes
  • Tone Tame and Cheeky
  • Score, living room, surrender

Pro, bought once, no subscription

  • As many missions as you like
  • Tone Mean
  • Nagging every 15, 30 or 60 minutes
  • Weekly goal instead of fixed days
  • Dossier: your weaknesses
  • Last warning as a real alarm
What
Habits with proof
For
iPhone and iPad
Account
None
Data
Stays on your device
Price
Free, Pro one-time

He plays fair. Almost.

Does he ever shut up?

At night, yes. Quiet hours run from 22:00 to 07:00 by default, and you can move them.

What if I am sick?

Truce, for holidays too. The score stays untouched.

What does he mock?

Your laziness and your excuses. Never your body, weight or illness.

Is it suitable for medication?

For vitamins and habits. Not for vital medication, and there are no health promises.

Who sees my data?

Nobody. No account, no server, no analytics. Missions, location and score stay on your device.

Felt seal showing the contentedly sleeping Schweinehund

Free for iPhone and iPad

Coming soon to the App Store

Questions, bugs, excuses: schweinehund@bognar.net